Sperms and eggs go together in this cocktail: 2oz gin, 3 dashes bitters, 1oz lemon juice, 1/2oz simple syrup, white of small egg, two loads of sperms (must be fresh human). Dry shake without ice for 30 secs. Fill shaker with ice and shake 20 secs. Strain into glass well filled with fresh ice. It's natural and it's delicious!